I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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