You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just want nice things and good sex
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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