I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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