Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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