i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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