Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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