On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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