Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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