? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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