Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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