if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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