I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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