i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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