She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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