But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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