Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
i've created a new STD.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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