so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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