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(502): View more from Kentucky

WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!

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(303): View more from Colorado

Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega

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(803): View more from South Carolina

i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.

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(661): View more from California

Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds

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(585): View more from New York

I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.

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(770): View more from Georgia

You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.

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(516): View more from New York

This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.

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