His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
