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honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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