Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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