And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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