How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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