I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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