I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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