i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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