the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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