Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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