talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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