nut hugger
I want to have your abortion
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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