dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
operation have a gay friend backfired
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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