Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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