But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Dear god my vagina.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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