Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I didn't notice because vodka
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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