We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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