i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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