IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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