Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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