So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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