Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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