the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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