When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Randomize
