i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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