Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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