Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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