I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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