On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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