please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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