He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
