just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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