She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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