This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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