I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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