out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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