Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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