Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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