Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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