Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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