Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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