Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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